|—||Khaled Hosseini (And The Mountains Echoed)|
as a parent it is your god damn fucking job to look after your children stop treating your children like they are burdens
you signed up to have a child, the child did not sign up to have you as a parent
keep this in mind. do not expect your children to immediately give you back all the things you give them. they are children. love them. cherish them. treat them well.
well done supernatural fandom, well done
subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza.
I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong
please love me as much as you love pizza.
a good artist knows where to draw the line
‘MAKES 12 CUPCAKES’ IT SAIDHA
you’re the person in my maths book arent you
"can you stop clicking your pen"
Wanna make it funnier? If you pronounce it in Spanish it spells like “T’piss”
I scrolled hoping for a description and there wasn’t one
none is needed
what’s a pirates favorite letter?
if it’s rrrrrrr i’m going to kill you
you may think its r… but his true love be the C
i fucking hate this website
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A SECOND? Because this is my favorite part in the whole movie. Mulan is back to wearing traditionally feminine clothing, and Shan Yu is mocking her “Looks like you’re out of ideas.”
BUT Mulan is all FUCK NO and disarms that asshole with a GODDAMN SYMBOL OF FEMININITY.
NOT TODAY SHAN YU. NOT TODAY.
She defeats him with skills she already had, not by being LIKE A MAN.
THATS why Mulan is frikkin fantastic